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Failure Demotivational Poster


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am, #105069
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #102816
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am, #102804
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am, #102803
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am, #102802
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he a**ociated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am, #102800
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am, #102796
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #98841
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am, #93767
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's g** kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm, #203327
lol his fat a** to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #203013
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202921
The last line got me.


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am, #224211
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am, #224206
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


SIMPLE - Words To Live By.


TAGS: failure
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by yourepicfailure

twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:39 am, #242333
I'd buy a lottery ticket.
OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:23 pm, #232840
Become immortal?
SorayaDarqsyde - December 25, 2011, 12:22 am, #226927
"I would make mashed potatoes!" ~Gir~
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:59 pm, #226598
AHAHAHA! You fool! The choice itself is a failure! ^_-
yourepicfailure - December 10, 2011, 1:33 am, #226502
I Really Can't Decide What To do with many fail Choices. Gotta think about this a little...
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:28 pm, #226497
Ohhh, 5o many choice5....
MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 8:51 pm, #226420
Argue with a woman!
sniperslayer95 - December 6, 2011, 8:43 pm, #226418
Rule the world


MANKIND - Our greatest glory is not in never failing... It is in climbing back up when we do fall


TAGS: climb mankind glory failure
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2011, 5:21 pm, #227097

nice
Sho - December 30, 2011, 8:00 am, #227082
If you survived the fall


COMPANIONSHIP -


TAGS: cat marriage failure meh
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - January 15, 2012, 10:44 pm, #227640
Agreed. Marriage sucks. Cats rule. And in my case, we stay together for the sake of the (many) cats.
mariand - December 12, 2011, 12:35 am, #226535
Great!!!...save the cats...don't get married


FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.




WHEN NO ONE CAN SEE THE BEST IN YOU -


TAGS: despair fail sad failure life
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - August 25, 2011, 4:42 am, #223473
Now this one does deserve a bump :D
Verdeckt - August 25, 2011, 12:47 am, #223466
*BUMP*
Hawamleh - July 4, 2010, 10:36 pm, #183298
Thank You
omiweapon - July 3, 2010, 7:35 pm, #183170
Well done
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:30 pm, #183029
Amazazing! Thats how i feel about the top five.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 3:48 pm, #183003
thanks Guys I hope i can always make these things
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 1:34 pm, #182998
Very nice.
RnRollie - July 2, 2010, 11:02 am, #182992
20 lions
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:15 am, #182978
A REAL demotivational poster... It's been a while. Nice!
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:03 am, #182976
great!!


COOPERATION -


TAGS: failure
Rating: 4.82/5

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aggy - June 8, 2013, 4:49 am, #246446
Genius lives.


HE SAID "SMILE, IT COULD BE WORSE". - So I smiled and it got worse.


TAGS: tatoo failure
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 26, 2012, 11:09 pm, #238718
Excellent!
Reality Lord - August 26, 2012, 9:55 pm, #238717

wait a sec...first poster...dude...very very nice :D. MOARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bull - August 26, 2012, 3:43 pm, #238712
That's beautiful. 5L !!


WHO IS GENERAL FAILURE? - and why is he reading my hard disk?


TAGS: general failure
Rating: 2.77/5

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Sho - June 19, 2011, 1:44 pm, #220271
I chuckled
WTF - August 18, 2010, 6:36 pm, #189929
Okay, this isn't even funny to a computer geek.


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139348
nice hijack


IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.




BEING YOURSELF -




FAILURE -




MISTAKES -


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm, #123936
*caught@work productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm, #123935
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called caudht@work productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm, #123930
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm, #123927
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm, #123926
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am, #75532
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am, #75507
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #75487
these hate-filled Timmies: f*** the f***ing f***ers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #75486
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm, #75457
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm, #75456
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm, #75434

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at ****head...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm, #75415
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just b****in' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm, #75382

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of ****, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm, #75379
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am, #75352
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am, #75157
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am, #75156
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am, #75155
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm, #75037
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm, #75031
Perfection.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm, #75021
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm, #75019
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm, #74939
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am, #74926
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am, #74918
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL


SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?


TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm, #83849
Geek solidarity!


WRITER'S BLOCK -


TAGS: failure
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - December 10, 2009, 11:15 pm, #144622
Thanks Random.
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 11:01 pm, #144618
Happy Birthday, by the way.


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: failure pause dramatic effect alone
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 4, 2012, 8:09 am, #228861
I second that
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 5:08 am, #228860
Beautiful man.. Just beautiful.


WOMEN - If it has tires, they can't park it.




THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -


TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am, #241718
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


SUCCESS IS NOTHING BUT LUCK - ...Just ask any failure.




FAILURE - If at first you don't succeed Failure may be your style




FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes...


TAGS: august challenge failure to rsvp
Rating: 3.21/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 7:57 pm, #163504
no, because the mosquito's momma's raised them right, and they RSVP'D!
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 7:52 pm, #163502
bc mosquitos can fly


WAITRESS NEEDED -


TAGS: want ad failure
Rating: 2.46/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm, #146667
Apply at the Rein-Carnation Restaurant.


THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D


TAGS: any key failure fail windows
Rating: 2.38/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am, #110047
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm, #91497
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm, #64679
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm, #64678
took you two years to find that?


EPIC SUCCESS FAILURE - Shortly after basking in the glory, you realize you'll probably never feel so good again.


TAGS: success failure glory
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 9:44 am, #227470
So True One Up.


FAILURE - The Greatest Barrier to Failure is the Fear of Success




SPORTS -


TAGS: failure is an aquired taste
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - March 7, 2010, 2:02 am, #162589
I once struck out in tee-ball. But I also made two of the three outs of a triple play.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am, #162576
Perfection... for the 1300th time.


FAILURE -


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am, #161673
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am, #161672
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am, #161671
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am, #161670
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am, #161668
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am, #161667
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm, #161648
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm, #161646
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm, #161644
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161643
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161642
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm, #161641
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm, #161640
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161639
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161638
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm, #161637
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm, #161636
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm, #161634
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm, #161633
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm, #161632
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm, #161631
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm, #161630
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm, #161629
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm, #161626
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm, #161625
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm, #161624
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm, #161623
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm, #161571
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm, #161566
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!


POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.




IT’S OK -




A FAILURE -




METICULOUSNESS - Your Failure will touch the lives of others... and probably make them barf.




Epic Fail -


TAGS: failure
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - March 14, 2009, 8:50 pm, #65792
Yeah they do spell out "blood", and she's using her n****** for punctuation. The only socially acceptable way to make "air quotes".
Porcelina - March 14, 2009, 6:28 pm, #65756
How is it not obvious? But yeah, none of them are bloods...
HtD - March 14, 2009, 6:15 pm, #65755
It's ok Mark. Not everyone can be a gangster.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 5:35 pm, #65749
Well it wasn't obvious to me until you pointed it out. Thank you.
Auron - March 14, 2009, 5:25 pm, #65747
Its in reference to the Bloods. Which is a well known gang. To state the obvious(I've read some of the comments here on motifake, and I feel I have to) her hands spell out the word blood.
Anon - March 11, 2009, 1:15 am, #65019
not even southern califonians get that **** but it is supposedly gang related
Kung-Fu Devil - November 26, 2008, 12:22 am, #39825
I have no idea what that means, and I can't even blame the spelling error. Crazy kids!


Plankton -




CATASTROPHIC FAILURE - David Blaine's last stunt didn't work out quite as planned ...




GRAND SLAM -


TAGS: failure daily assignment jump
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:09 am, #197795

awesome
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:17 am, #197780
stumbles a little, but great pic and connected caption. 5L


FAILURE - The Ability To Start At The Top On Monday And Find Yourself In The Basement On Friday


TAGS: failure
Rating: 4.33/5

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Jamesd - May 6, 2010, 9:08 pm, #174929
That's going to hurt come winter.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:42 pm, #174833
Extreme bottom-step hi-five.


THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.


TAGS: black hole relationship failure doom
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - June 3, 2010, 12:00 am, #178904
Classic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:47 pm, #178902
Speak for yourself. Mines going to civil court.


FAILURE - Forgetting to enable shields after an epic space battle.


TAGS: start treck space failure fail
Rating: 3.8/5

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GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 1:32 pm, #179485
no worse than your spelling
P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:02 pm, #179477
That guys aim is terrable


OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?


TAGS: failure rich valley school
Rating: 3.18/5

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Haarakkon - August 28, 2009, 6:55 pm, #112871
This is brilliant, Bob. My 5 also seems wasted...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:17 pm, #112809
My 5 Poodles vote got lost in all the graduation failures that voted before me


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. - No. Really.




HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow.


TAGS: my reputation grows with every failure
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

WTFO - November 7, 2009, 12:27 am, #134761
Nice poster
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:29 pm, #134744
...and can keep the pace.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:20 pm, #134743
Even better to have someone who gets it.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm, #134742
Ha! I throw straight lines out in the comments all the time. It great to have someone play along.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:10 pm, #134739
Had to post that... after calling you out on your comment yethterday.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:09 pm, #134738
Me too! OMG.... we are so like twins!!!
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:07 pm, #134737
I got nuffin yet, gonna watch it tonight.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:04 pm, #134736
Bugger this.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm, #134733
Holy Grail tomorrow, Space... whatcha got?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:14 pm, #123199
Love it!


RESULTS -


TAGS: failure
Rating: 3.53/5

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IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote


TAGS: obama palin snl fey tina sarah liberals president taxes democrats fail failure socialist socialism change election funny true look
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by WTFO

launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm, #152616
Dumb as she is!!!
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm, #152615
National Guard does not respond to aircraft going into Alaska....That is why we have AF bases there...
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:03 pm, #126375
That is far more exp than Obama's living in Jakarta as a child or Hillary's ph**o trips as first lady. BTW, I don't see you as a troll. I don't think she had great foreign relations exp. but she had some with a nation that is a serious danger to us.
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:00 pm, #126374
Art, her point (poorly delivered as it was) was that Russia routinely flies nuclear class bombers next to and into our airspace in AK. As Gov, she commanded the Air Nat. Guard that responded. Therefore, she has to be briefed on US/Russian relations.
Art - October 7, 2009, 4:37 am, #124495
Stumbled across this image and laughed out loud. Sorry to "troll", but come on! Shouldn't it be titled "Imbeciles: People who consider Palin's (real) quote a satisfactory example of "foriegn policy experience" for a VP candidate?
James - September 4, 2009, 8:03 am, #114952
Palin was a smart women? I'd like to see your example of a stupid one then.
WTFO - March 7, 2009, 12:40 am, #64170
Is that fact or your opinion? The only way you could know for sure is if you worked on McCain's campaign. I submit that her resume showed she was much more experienced to be President than Obama is.
dgbt - March 6, 2009, 9:09 am, #64019
Palin was picked by McCain only after Obama didn't pick Hillary. Palin was only picked because she is a woman.
WTFO - March 6, 2009, 2:50 am, #64000
Thanks, T. Palin was destroyed because she was a threat to the Democratic base. Can you imagine the top female in govt being pro-life and conservative? It scared the liberals so they lashed out sadistically. A smart woman who lived the Am. Dream attacked.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:29 am, #63831
Obama needed Biden to give his campaign the appearance of having some experience. After all, the reason Blagojevich was charging so much for Obama's Senate seat was because it was hardly used. But Obama saw the Senate once on his way out to campaign.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:25 am, #63798
...Palin was held to a different standard and scrutinized far more than the senile Biden was.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:24 am, #63796
Good one WTFO. I think Mrs. Palin had a strike against her as this country automatically judged her based on her looks. Instead of accepting her own " American Dream" like the zombies who voted for the current POTUS did....
WTFO - March 4, 2009, 11:56 pm, #63724
Gov Palin has the qualification of being in charge of the AANG who scramble fighters everytime Russia sends bombers close to our borders. Sounds much more qualified in foreign relations and military issues that the POTUS.
Toussaint - March 2, 2009, 9:00 pm, #63130
Tina Fey's show was wallowing next to cancellation till she stumbled upon this gimmick. Hmm, can she do Mrs. Obama?
Mark - March 2, 2009, 2:02 pm, #63024
Please insert the word "been" after "I've" in the first sentence. I gave up proof reading for Lent.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 1:59 pm, #63022
I've looking around a little bit for BHO's extensive experience in the rhelm of Foreign Policy. All I can find is that his father was Kenyan and he was educated in an Islamic school in Jakarta. Then we have his extensive experience in the Senate. Present!
Big Difference - March 2, 2009, 1:41 pm, #63015
It doesn't change the fact that her sole foreign policy experience is that they are next door to Russia and Canada.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 6:41 pm, #56236
Yes indeed, much further than, say, form Palin's front porch to ... Putin's favorite all-you-can eat chicken and rib joint.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 5:59 pm, #56226
I don't know the actual context of the comment but it is a far cry from the joke on SNL.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:46 pm, #56223
*policy
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:41 pm, #56221
What was the context of Palin's remark (I mean originally)? Was it something other than the larger subject of her foreign police experience? Her interview with Katie Couric didn't seem to clarify why Palin would say this in the first place.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:54 pm, #56201
As an example of the kind of idiot who would confuse the two please reference the comments under the poster "Barack Hussein Obama is a Socialist" by the author "Mark" you'll see an ostrich with its head in the sand.
Trapper - January 31, 2009, 11:39 am, #56177
Sarah Palin is the joke, you dumbass


FAILURE - Even when it's unexpected and really odd it's still failure.




PREDISPOSITION - Yeah... I know what you're thinking.




SUCCESS -




Uphill Battle -




RESOLUTIONS -




Leadership -


TAGS: lion facepalm pride failure redux
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2015, 8:23 pm, #261631
Pay cometh before pride... thank goodneth
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 10:25 pm, #245421
HA! No no, I'm not that clever. This poster was from a few days back when we had the reset. I just couldn't find the image again, so this one had to do.
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:20 pm, #245420
Not sure but it feels like a few 5L clues that says you're talking about motifake...teehee!


NEWS FLASH -




FAILURE -




SUCCESS -


TAGS: built of the failures of others
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm, #202242
Excellent.
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 8:53 am, #202204
I think this is a tribute to Mooo's poster basement..5L
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:49 am, #202202
Is this a tribute to seedlings? Love it, rerun. 5L


INTROSPECTION -


TAGS: despair addiction loss failure meh
Rating: 4.56/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:16 pm, #182556
It has been brought to my attention (by an overzealous fellow member) that I neglected to credit the artist who originally wrote the lines above. Thanks to the band Citizen Cope for the inspiration.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:14 pm, #182509
Very nice.


MOTIFAKE - Let Us Be The Judge


TAGS: failure
Rating: 4.56/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 17, 2010, 6:03 pm, #171893
lol...I still think this poster should be the official Motifake ad...
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 6:01 pm, #171892
You have been judged and found wanting drizzle!
Cubbybear - March 10, 2010, 2:42 am, #163600
This is why you make such a great Mod 5/5
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 10, 2010, 1:55 am, #163594
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:00 pm, #163448
Perfection rerun...5 starving artist Poodles
Airman - March 8, 2010, 5:18 pm, #163199
makes ya cringe a bit... got my 5
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 3:26 pm, #163182
Yep, you're only as good as your last Poster. So make it a good one.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:06 am, #163019
One of your very best
lesterinside - March 8, 2010, 2:00 am, #163012
GUILTY - 5 COUNTS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 1:16 am, #163008
d*** it Trash, Have you been in the Nutmeg again?
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 12:50 am, #163007
Hear YE Hear YE The court of Motifake is now in session! Rerun is sentenced to 5 lions for Poster making in the first degree....Now as Mr Ronsart would say...GET BACK TO WORK!
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 12:41 am, #163005
Sweet poster Rerun, 5Ls.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 11:32 pm, #162968
You all know I hater posters like this...but this just has style...5L
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:22 pm, #162959
This needs to be on the front page all the time.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #162951
I.... love.... this.


THE PICK-UP LINE -


TAGS: pick up line failure humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - August 8, 2013, 8:03 pm, #248466
On the other hand, Tacos are good


DEMOTIVATED POSTERS - The Ability To Take Something Beautiful And Twist It Into A Personal Statement Of Ones Ability To Fail




REJECTION - When Being Anonymous On The Internet Isn't Good Enough




MORE FAIL PLEASE - Please mister, just a little bit more fail?




I DIDN'T FAILED! I'M JUST NOT SO LUCKY! -


TAGS: badluck vs failure
Rating: 4.13/5

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dy2012 - April 15, 2012, 1:47 am, #233314
thank you for being gentle rick :)
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 9:04 pm, #233298
Ni5e... I found this quite demotivating; Good job... :)


POWER FAILURE -


TAGS: poser failure jesus chirst
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am, #109404
thats amsome


POLITFAKERS -


TAGS: retrocraptacularftafailure
Rating: 3.48/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 7:14 pm, #102029
They should put this on the terms of use...
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 5:38 pm, #101995
I wish I could give this 20 lions
mattb - July 29, 2009, 5:33 pm, #101993
good job, it needed to be said, 5 lions, i hope all of you annoying liberals and conservatives take a good look.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 8:48 am, #101779
thats a 5er
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 10:02 pm, #101482
5 jesus-allegory Lions!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 10:01 pm, #101481
Jesus Christ, that's hilarious!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:00 pm, #101478
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Just a little somethin' I made up while drunk ... 20 minutes ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm, #101454
Sean, The King of appropriate tags. 5 Lions.


FAILURE BENEFITS -




PORNO THEATRE OF THE MIND -


TAGS: failure of imagination
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sean - May 1, 2010, 12:51 am, #174194
Note to self: upgrade to at least beta. Like what is this? 1964? (But that would explain the dudes wearing dress socks, though NOT the actual pressence of dudes on my mental beat~reel.)
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 12:16 am, #147720
That's gonna scar.


ROMANCE - Jewelry, an expensive trip, clothing... all good ways to say "I love you" Your ear? Not so much.


TAGS: august challenge romance failure
Rating: 3.41/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:36 am, #113216
Perhaps he wanted to hear from her? Seriously, Van Gogh knew he was somewhat psycho, and committed himself to the local asylum a number of times.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:09 pm, #112902
5 shinshi lions!


FAILURE - If you fail, try, try again. But give up soon because you don't want to look like an idiot.


TAGS: failure try idiot
Rating: 3.12/5

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Reaper(KF) - November 13, 2009, 5:47 pm, #136332
Wow, I actually got a two.
rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:41 am, #136245

There are some here who should make this their Mantra


FAILURE -


TAGS: failure demotivational
Rating: 3.12/5

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Sean - October 3, 2009, 3:42 pm, #123619
Yeah MO, aggy's more of a dedicated "fall behinder."
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 3:26 pm, #123614
In retrospect, that is a fairly decent line. Thanks.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 3:26 pm, #123613
Hey there RoMO!
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:18 pm, #123592
Isn't mr Aggiford the popular one today? Everyone just jabbering away at him. And depending on how deep these comments get buried, you know he's not gonna bother going back to read the days comment log.....never was a big "catcher-upper"
Sean - October 3, 2009, 1:13 pm, #123591
*yours
Sean - October 3, 2009, 1:13 pm, #123590
And aggy, that comment of your should be in poster form. Use it sometime.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 1:12 pm, #123588
Thanks spacedog but I've never made a secret of the fact that I'm trying to land a job at despair.com and so am ripping off their style. Totally cool poster. Love how you did the text. A whole line unto itself for "Oh well." That's crafsmanship.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 9:22 am, #123570
You've gotta love any poster that reaches out and bear hugs you... or as in this case, grabs your soul and walks you over to the liquor cabinet.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:14 am, #123568
Thanks. This one is all but stolen from your wheelhouse Sean. Your demotivators always cut deep, making the reader feel he's the target of the poster.
darkangel98s - October 3, 2009, 12:03 am, #123462
Awwww... Now I feel bad.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 10:51 pm, #123451
Very nice.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 9:21 pm, #123431
I love it! Sigh.


FAILURE. - It will screw you out of ever being loved again.




FAILURE - "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Alva Edison


TAGS: failure
Rating: 3.09/5

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Vash - December 7, 2009, 3:56 pm, #143521
Thans Derek, my one a day quote calendar finally paid off
Derek - December 7, 2009, 3:43 pm, #143518
Fantastic quote


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: failure failure all of it
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anything

forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:32 am, #175000
nice picture, but it isn't really a FAKE motimavional, is it?!?


"IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia?


TAGS: politics obama national security failure
Rating: 2.86/5

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WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:00 am, #138232
DB, absolutely on the 'poo-poo head' defense that seems so popular with those who don't like my posters. Great comment on the pre-teen terror, too.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:41 am, #137752
NC, nice low-life type attack you submitted there. You are a great example of the kool-aid guzzlers of the US. Don't discuss the topic just attack the messenger. That's ok, his dragging the country to the far left will result in Rep wins in 2010 and 2012.
Nobody Cares - November 6, 2009, 9:55 am, #134553
Really? You live alone don't you. Either that or your children are horribly ill raised.


EPIC FAILURE - NFL Legend to NFL Joke


TAGS: brett favre retire nfl legend joke epic failure
Rating: 2.77/5

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Current Resident - September 3, 2009, 10:19 am, #114583
That's no joke. Brett Farve Two-year contract worth $25 million. That's $25 million bucks there boys and girls.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:33 am, #110046
He's not what he once was. Yet.. he's still better than most of the quarterbacks in the NFL today.


YOU - know who you are!


TAGS: failure
Rating: 2.63/5

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Shtoink - November 19, 2008, 2:11 am, #37565
in case you didnt know i made this one with energy in mind


EPIC FAILURE - Tylenol sales at these stadiums most be phenomenal.


TAGS: epic failure minnesota detroit kansas columbus
Rating: 2.6/5

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Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:20 pm, #115803
Nope, and you failed Todd, at least two of the four teams in the picture gone to the playoffs and have all-star games in it. and one more had the super bowl.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:13 am, #92748
The Lions...I thought Obama was bailing them out too!


EPIC FAILURE - When regular failure just isn't enough




FAILURE -


TAGS: failure
Rating: 2.5/5

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FAILURE - Forgetting to secure the harness... what a trip




HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT -


TAGS: high school beer stupid failure
Rating: 2.17/5

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Name - April 5, 2009, 11:44 am, #70697
Isn't this more of a motivational poster? "Stay in school, kids."


FAILURE - I wish I could make a few million dollars a year and still fail 70% of the time




SPERM FAILURE -




FAIL - I think that it needs more photoshop effects Mr. Smith




IRAQ PYRAMID - EPIC FAILURE


TAGS: iraq failure
Rating: 2/5

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SgtRock - March 15, 2010, 5:42 am, #164913
I stayed in one of these back in 03. We were building Camp Anaconda, Now called JBB. But I also would climb to the top at night and Look at the stars and sometimes i would be breaking General Rule 1, The drinking and no *** rule.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 19, 2009, 11:58 pm, #146963
Not to mention it was easy walking up the sides of them to get to the roof to put up all are antanes and sattelite dishes and other encuotments. We'd smoke stogies on the roof every-nite.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 19, 2009, 11:57 pm, #146962
those are air-plane hanger, We lived there when i was in Al-KUT, they weren't bad, stayed naturally cool during 120 degree heat, insulated so they kept heat during winter. I liked them.
Reason - December 19, 2009, 7:01 am, #146838
yeah it probably was complete until a bomb blew the top off.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:03 pm, #146742

did it get hit with a bunker buster?


MISERABLE FAILURES - Find them at low prices!


TAGS: failures bush miserable
Rating: 1.9/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:11 am, #79984
The google founders are very left-leaning.


FAILED EXPERIMENT - Celebrating 150 Years of a Flawed System


TAGS: failure
Rating: 1.89/5

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boston - June 25, 2012, 1:01 am, #236598
You ae showing the flag upside down Kid.


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: fail epic failure crash car
Rating: 1.87/5

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lol - May 28, 2009, 7:59 am, #82593
ZOMGHACKS.....welcome to the internet. If were lucky it was some blonde bimbo who wouldnt put out. From the angle of the car, i'd have to say only a girl could f*** up driving that bad... Not quite asian bad, but still bad.
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:16 am, #42354
SOMEBODY PROBABLY DIED I HOPE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF FUDGEPACKER GO BACK TO YOUR FACTORY


failure -




FAILURE -




SMART ADVERTISEMENTS - Not this one!




MASCOTTE OF MICROSOFT - IN HIS DREAMS!




FAIL - You have no idea how hard you just failed!


TAGS: fail failure epicfailure
Rating: 1.37/5

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?? - May 29, 2009, 2:00 am, #82838
WTF? You FAILED at this... what's the song?
Shtoink - November 3, 2008, 1:37 am, #32745
what song was it i wonder to myself... shut up energy
energy - November 1, 2008, 9:26 am, #32266
i don't think YOU know how hard you just failed. you have failed at making a poster that doesn't suck and failed at image editing.


failure -


TAGS: epic failures funny
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - July 13, 2015, 4:16 am, #261985
LOL! Luuuuv watchin' karma in action!
MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:19 pm, #261982
Or the 5L idget that flies past you at twice the speed limit so that you can pass him a few miles further ahead and give him the 1 finger salute while the cops are writing his ticket bahaha...karma!
mizzdizz - July 11, 2015, 10:08 am, #261954
Agreed! Thanks, JW.
JesusWept - July 11, 2015, 8:49 am, #261953
There's no joy like malicious joy. L L L L L


Before you walk -


TAGS: growing pains not all failures are bad
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 1:06 am, #259907
Fall down, go BOOM!! That left a mark nice and dark! 5L
mariand - February 14, 2015, 5:27 am, #259883
Good'n
Sho - February 14, 2015, 1:32 am, #259879
5/f
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 12:02 am, #259875
Dang


HELL TOUPEE -


TAGS: wind hairpiece failure
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2015, 2:25 pm, #261685

Can you imagine being this delusional? Poor guy.
GaryO - June 20, 2015, 1:25 pm, #261684
Big lol for this'n


failure -




failure -




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